Evilskippy22uk

G’day sports, no jokes about little Jimmy being pushed down the well, cos I probably pushed him down it. I’m a mean S.O.B and I show no mercy on the battlefield.

I fancy myself as a bit of a Pilot, and whilst I’m still a rookie, I’m getting pretty good. Unlike Shadowswiss, landings are no problem! If you see me in an apache and I ain’t on your side, you’d better run and hide soldier, else you’ll be going home in a body bag!

I’m also a field medic or a sniper, or whatever the chief needs. Theirs nothing more satisfying than putting a bullet through the head of the enemy from 300 yards, or suppressing an entire squad with a few sniper shots, seeing them in your scopes cowering in fear behind trees and rocks while I pick them off one by one. Don’t forget to take out their medic first though!

My favourite battle has to be when we held the sharqi peninsula against the invading MEC’s. Those bastards took us by surprise at first. They took our stronghold of the TV station. Big mistake. My squad put them through half an hour of pure hell while we retook the base. I must have scratched a dozen sniper kills from my cover and they never once spotted me. What a day.

We could do with a few more members to our squad, come join us, and we’ll see you on the battlefield soldier!

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That's it from me for the time being. Be sure to watch for me on the Battlefield.